We’ve all come across pickup lines and hookup texts haven’t we? There’s always that one person who will go way out of his/her way to convince you. But there are some people who just don’t give up (Na Na Na, I won’t give up!) But really these texts will give you a good dose of laughter!
Here are some funny hookup texts, grab a seat!
1. Sometimes auto-correct will screw up! (or do the job for you!)
2. Yep had it, almost…almost. Nope. Gone.
3. Trying to hook up with your ex. Not cool brother. And stop being a psycho!
4. Hooking up with your wife! That would’ve been romantic only if you weren’t cheating!
5. Oh look, the quiz master wants a date!
6. Corny hookup text right up.
7. Did he just compare himself to a vestigial organ? Yep he did. LMAO!
8. Whoa going straight for the kill Eh!
9. It’s a life of a Pirate for you too is it?
10. He’s good he’s quite obvious and good!
11. This is one funny hookup text! This has me cracking up. LOL
12. Now, you need to know that there are actually jerks like this who just can’t (won’t) accept defeat.
13. Well, he tried but he couldn’t succeed so he decided to screw all the way up!
14. That is like PIZZA in the world of hookup texts!
15. And There we go! ROFL! Sex trade ring! 😛
16. Uh Oh! This smells like trouble right away!
17. That is either the best or the worst hookup text in the history of hookup texts and such a cliche too! -_-
And so you know there are different kinds of people who either know a good hookup text, or they can turn a bad one into a good one. But they are some, who just try and try only to fail hilariously. And some can just get you sick in the tummy or give you serious ROFL!
Content Credit: Sarcasm